Among Us Inc Experiencing Fallout Due to Recent Murder

Ron Al Danman

Context

Lately, there has been some ongoing commotion regarding the business of Amogus, Inc. Now, their water and power industry is going great, but their side company, Imposters Inc., is going under some harsh times. Ever since sussy imposter was added to the list of potential suspects for the murder of L.E. Monke, Imposters Inc. has been getting some real hate from the meme community. They are mad about how II (Imposters Inc.) has been letting all these bad things happen in their corporation. Located smack dab in the middle of The New Kingdom, it is actually very hard to attack, because of the current war of Doge vs. Trollface going on. Trollface has also been one of L.E. Monke’s followers, and are not happy with sussy imposter for doing the things that they did. Recently, Zhespin Gallop II’s team has investigated the building, but found merely nothing except for one thing inside Sussy Imposter’s office desk. A handgun with purplish-greenish blood on it. Now, these investigative teams were confused, as murders seem to never wipe the blood off of their weapons, but also that Putin had been telling the truth, but he had the wrong guy. From there, Sanic the Hedgehog’s team bombarded Big. G. Floppa’s house but found nothing out of the ordinary. But, one of Sanic’s detectives found a secret basement in his house, where there was a whole stash of guns and knives and secret conspiracies and a whole master plan to kill L.E. Monke on the wall. While it may be obvious who the murder was now, keep in mind that the evidence against Sussy Imposter is still stronger, and this bunker could even belong to Mike Wazowski.

Now, Imposters, Inc. is extremely in debt, and their customer usage has dropped to an extremely not Stonks. Manager of Amogus, Inc., Red, held a press conference last week to discuss the matter. He stated that even though Putin was telling the truth with the blood stains on Among Us, this still does not mean that the sussy imposter was the killer. Sussy imposter has stayed quiet throughout all of this, and people started to get suspicious about him. People knew that L.E. Monke was extremely close to unraveling the truth about the election and that Sussy Imposter would go to jail for a long time. Furthermore, Amogus, Inc. would have severe backlash and their business might become a not stonks. And all of Amogus, Inc.’s side companies would also be under heavy pressure and this would all be blamed on Sussy Imposter. He stated all of this in an interview for The Weekly Meme yesterday, but people still put the blame on him(regardless of the song), because of how he doesn't have a sufficient alibi to back up the fact that he apparently “didn’t kill L.E. Monke”.

Crewmates Inc., is another sub-company of the all-powerful Imposters, Inc., and they are trying their best to defend their master company by creating thoughtful, 500 page essays on the subject, but this seems not to defend their claim but instead just make them more sus to the public. Of course, nobody has actually read the document because they are too lazy, so we will list a small excerpt from it here:

Amogus Inc., run by Innersloth, is a huge company, and would never even consider doing something like this to harm their reputation. Just think about it for a second. Why and what would be the possible positive outcome for murdering someone as important as L.E. Monke? Many people have said that they did this so that L.E. Monke would never find out the truth about the election, but this doesn't make sense either because Among Us never stayed in the meme council for too long, and they would never be this salty about something like this. We Amoguses don’t like to take revenge, rather, kill people for really no reason. Oh wait… Anyways, our pleasure is killing people/animals/meme icons/law enforcement for fun, not for political reasons. These claims that we see everywhere on the internet now are extremely untrue and all of these things should be taken down because of how stupid this is.

See, even in this article written by master Amogus writer, Susussamognues, they could not just hide the suspicion. The other suspects are also sus, but surprisingly, there is little to no fingers being pointed at Mike Wazowski. But who knows? Maybe he is just very good at hiding the facts, and he is the real killer. Also, when Big Floppa was caught in 4K playing Fortnite at 3AM, he was actually not doing anything suspicious, this was just some random info that the NMPAIS (National meme services and investigative services) gave to us.