Among Us, The Movie. Releasing Monday

Among Us, The Movie by Qaen (pronounced "bean") Is now released on the Deanster Reading. This is a special preview that Qaen has allowed me to post:

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no logical reason why an imposter should be able to vent. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The crewmate, of course, flies anyway because crewmates don't care what imposters think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Red! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? Red? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp! Use the stairs. Your father paid good task for those. Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud.

Ma! I got a crewmate-choosing feeling!

You're supposed to be at your task.

We have got to start thinking imposter, my friend. Thinking imposter!

Me? Task?

Oh, I can't do it. Come on! It's imposter time!

All the time. Red, why don't you use the vent? It's cooler in the vent. I don't understand why they don't get it.

Wow! Wow! We-wow! Wow! We-wow! Wow! We-wow! Wow! We-wow! Oaptain! I'm in a vent. I've got a thing going here.

Wow! Wow! We-wow! Wow! We-wow! Wow! We-wow! Wow! We-wow! Captain! I'm in a vent. I've got a thing going here.

You got some imposters on your crew! You're gonna need a crewmate to back you up. That's me. That's me. That's me.

Imposters!

Honey? You're dating a crewmate? You're dating a crewmate?

We're not dating!

You're flying outside the crew! Talking to imposters that attack our crew! With no regard for tasks or events! Red, you've gotta think imposter.

He's just a little crewmate. And he happens to be the nicest crewmate I've met in a long time!

Imposters!

I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for Red...

I had to thank someone. It's just how I was raised.

That was very interesting. I'm gonna go vent.

Red, thank you for talking to me.

I know it's the hottest imposter, with the tasks and all. I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about.

Red, don't waste your time on crewmates. They're wearing T-shirts. If you spin them, they die.

You know, I've just about had it with your venting. I'm not venting. You're venting!

You're venting! You're always venting, Red! Just zipping around from place to place, leaving the crewmates confused and suspicious. Have you ever considered the chaos you're causing? We crewmates are trying to complete our tasks and maintain order, and here you are, venting without a care in the world!

It's time to face the consequences of your actions, Red. The crewmates have had enough. They're onto you and your venting antics. Your days of freely venting around the ship are numbered.

But hey, maybe it's not too late to change. Maybe you can put an end to your venting ways and become a productive, trustworthy crewmate. Think about it, Red. The choice is yours. Will you continue to vent and sow discord among the crew, or will you finally embrace the spirit of cooperation and complete your tasks like a responsible crewmate? The decision is yours to make.

Your actions have consequences, Red. Venting without regard for the crew and their tasks will only lead to chaos and suspicion. The crewmates are growing weary of your behavior, and trust in you is waning.

See the full movie on Deanster Reading, May 29.