The Ruckerverse Saga Ep. 3 - Battle of Kob-run Creek

Zachary Rose in a Field

Kids watched in horror as Mr Kobrin rose into the sky. His arms began to glow blue and create sparks around them. He lifted his arms and then shot them down, making fists. Suddenly, rocks began to come out of the ground and cover the school.

"I am going to consume all of this universe!!!" He cried. "STARTING WITH THIS WRETCHED SCHOOL!!!"

The sides of the school all slammed together in the middle above the school. forming a rock boulder around the school.

Mr Kobrin smiled as he twisted his hand, shrinking the rock cover around the school, beginning to crush it. Kids inside screamed and hollered, but no one could hear them.

However, a rocket flew from out of bounds and struck Mr Kobrin in his head, shooting him all the way across the field and through the fence.

An old man wearing shades stepped out in front of an army of tanks and artillery. He took off his shades and look at Mr Kobrin, who was getting up. "We have a powerful army on our side and you don't stand a chance." The man said.

"And who are you?" Mr Kobrin asked, rising higher into the sky, his eyes glowing in anger.

"I'm Joe Biden. The President."

"What do you think you can do with a few hundred men and these... toys!?" Mr. Kobrin continued. "We both have the strength of gods, but I can kill you with a sharp object or a blow to the head. Your body is still that of human, just with the powers of a Rucker."

"I know. That's why I brought someone who doesn't have the human body."

Mr. Kobrin looked up into the sky as a supernova exploded far away. As the light was emitted, Mr Rucker came flying down, punching Kobrin square in the face. He grabbed Mr Kobrin's shoulders and kicked him in the stomach, shooting him out of sight.

"That was easier that I tho-" Suddenly, Mr Kobrin came from the other side of the earth and kneed Mr Rucker in the back. He grabbed him, and threw him to the ground. He held up his hand to flatten Mr Rucker, but another missile was shot at him. Without putting his hand down or turning, he grabbed the missile with his other hand. Frowning, he looked at the army and growled.

"Oh no." Joe Biden said before the missile was thrown at the tank behind him, exploding both the tank and him.

"NO!" Mr Rucker yelled. "That was the president!"

"And from what I've seen, you can get a new one. He was old anyway." Mr. Kobrin replied.

Mr. Rucker got up and tried to uppercut Mr Kobrin, but he caught the fist and laughed. He threw Mr Rucker into the army where he flattened a few people and a tank. The army suddenly realized they needed to act quickly, and the military general commanded all of his troops to fire. Thousands of missiles shot into the air at Mr Kobrin. He opened his mouth and sucked up the missiles like kirby. He then burped, shooting the missiles back at the army. Most of the army was blown to bits, smoke and fire rising into the air. "I'm surprised you came alone. I thought you went back in time to get some recruits, but, you went there because you were a coward." Mr. Kobrin looked at Rucker, who was writhing in pain. "It's kinda sad, honestly." He said, before blasting lasers of energy towards Mr Rucker. He exploded. "Now, I shall waste no more time!" He said, continuing to crush the school.

A bloody hand reached out of the rubble. Mr Rucker got up, holding his chest, and looked at Mr Kobrin... then the school. After a deep breath, he leaped out of the smoke and latched onto Mr Kobrin's back. He grabbed the back of his head, pulled it back, and kneed it.

"I am not a coward!" He yelled. "And I'm not alone."

(Jorge play the epic music)

Mr. Kobrin looked to the right, seeing a small dot flying towards him. "What? You brought a fly? That won't really change much."

"It's perspective kid." Mr Rucker replied, as the tiny dot grew closer, revealing to be hundreds of thousands of men wearing blue and gray flying towards the field holding muskets and swords and cannons.

Mr. Rucker kicked Mr Kobrin into the army and dodged out of the way as they all slammed him onto the ground. He was kicked, stabbed, and shot many times. Mr Rucker knew that it wouldn't take him long to escape, so he needed to act quickly to save the school. He looped around and shot towards the boulder, but just made a scratch. He tried again and again, but he couldn't get deep into it.

"Need some help?" Someone asked. Mr Rucker turned around.

"Joe Biden?" Mr. Rucker asked. "You're alive?"

"Yes, and we're here to finish this."

There were few tanks and army men left, so they divided into groups. The foot soldiers would help hold off Kobrin while the tanks used their missiles to blow a hole in the boulder orb and free everyone from the school.

As they were doing that, one of the soldiers realized Mr Kobrin had disappeared.

"Guys!" He said. "He's gone!"

Suddenly, Mr Kobrin manifested above the soldiers and landed on that one, biting his neck and sucking the blood from it. The soldiers threw spears and pitchforks at him, but he transformed into a bunch of bats and flew around the group like a shark circling its prey. Every once in a while he would jump down and suck the life out of a soldier.

Mr. Kobrin was a vampire. He shot electricity at the group, killing a bunch of them. He flew off into the air and yelled out in anger.

"You FOOLS think you can DEFY MEEEEEE!?"

"Yeah kinda." One of the soldiers said. Everyone looked at him and sighed. Mr. Kobrin continued.

"I AM YOUR GOD! YOU CANNOT DEFY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" He then shot blasts of electricity through the ground, which tore up the earth and split the ground into pieces. Cracks and ravines formed, and crushed anyone who fell into them. The soldiers split up and ran for their lives, but they wouldn't get far. Tentacles of electricity surrounded Mr Kobrin, consuming his power and transforming him. He was sucked into the ground.

Everyone waited. The cracking has stopped and so had the lightning. Had they defeated Mr. Kobrin? No. He had only just begun.

Mr Kobrin laughed as his blue image sprouted from the cracks, zapping or crushing anyone he saw. Once most of the army had been obliterated, he turned his attention to Rucker, who was guarding the school.

"Look, Kobrin, you can take the rest of the world, but I won't let this school, my life, die with it." Mr. Rucker begged.

"You guard it like a puppy. Don't you realize? This school is weak, poor, and PATHETIC!" He said, opening his hand and crushing the school. A hole had been blasted into the side, and one kid was trying to get out, but was being crushed in half by the closing of the hole.

Mr. Rucker sighed.

"Joe, take care of the school. I'm taking on Kobrin." Joe Biden nodded as Mr Rucker flew at Mr Kobrin, knocking his giant form of its feet and into space. Mr Rucker tried reaching into the giant mass where he saw that star in the middle where all Kobrin's power came from. However, the electrocution of his body was too powerful to allow him, even as his strength, to get in.

"Open sesame seed on a cheese burger bun!" He yelled. Mr Kobrin shot a blast at Mr Rucker, shooting him across space. Mr Rucker turned around and fought back. Mr Kobrin grabbed him in his massive hand and began to crush him. It burned and electrocuted him.

"This is the end for you, JED!" Kobrin yelled.

"Did someone say JEDI?" Someone yelled. Mr Kobrin and Mr Rucker looked into space, where the moon was broken into shards, and saw four green dots surrounding one in the middle.

MUSIC/Star_wars

The four green dots were x wings from star wars made of pieces of the moon. They began to shoot green blasts at Mr Kobrin, causing him so much pain that he let go of Mr Rucker. Now freed, Mr Rucker uppercutted Mr Kobrin. The figure in the middle of the x wings stopped above Mr Kobrin. IT WAS CHARLOLS MONTOENAILS!!!!

Charlie pulled out his Setera blade and stabbed Mr Kobrin in his forehead. After a few seconds, he exploded. This sent Charlie and Mr Rucker back to earth.

Six months later...

Charlie Montoya entered Mr Rucker's six period class. They shook hands and Charlie put his backpack at the back of the class. He sat down at his desk and Mr Rucker took of his glasses, wiping his eyes.

"Despite everything that has happened this year, I am thankful that you guys were dumb and also entertaining. I will be retiring this year, so none of your new siblings will be Jefites. But, you should be thankful that you were. I sure am.

After a long lecture, the class was dismissed. As everyone began to leave, Mr Rucker stopped Charlie and pulled him to the side.

"What's up?" Charlie asked.

"Thanks for killing Kobrin. I'm glad I was able to wipe everyone's minds so they just thought he left the school after he was bullied."

"No problem, you're my bestest friend."

"Wait..." Mr Rucker continued. "Aren't you getting a spin-off or something?"

"I am hoping Zack will still be able to continue my story after this."

"Nice. See you next year?" Asked Mr Rucker.

"No, you're retiring."

MR RUCKER WILL RETURN

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