Anonymous Pepperoni Lover
Deanster Weekly has been getting an abundance of opinion articles, some directed at games, other at foods. Unfortunately, Deanster Weekly has been taking these rather personally. As mentioned by the real Deanster Weekly “Our Mission” Section: “We always appreciate news reports and investigative studies as well as the numerous opinion articles that have been sent in.”. This may seem like nothing, but look a little closer and it will be known of the bias that Deanster Weekly has against opinion articles.
An average pepperoni lover (Of who will remain anonymous) posted an article about his favorite snacks. Deanster Weekly barely glanced at it before rejection. This shows how much the Deanster Weekly officials hate opinion articles. People put time and effort into making each article submission great, with fun writing, spelling checks and loads of personality. These people (Not me) send them in only to receive no love, no appreciation and no article (Not me). However, when somebody has an opinion that Deanster Weekly officials like, they gladly enter them on the top row of articles. One example of this corruption is a man named “Gustavo”. Every week, gustavo has been sending strongly worded opinionated articles to Deanster submissions about video games. Another example of the active favoritism in the Deanster Weekly community is a new guy named Cheese Addict, who reviews cheeses around the world. At the bottom of the page of cheese reviews, the publisher of Deanster Weekly, Clyde Arnold put this little blurb of text: “To be honest, no one at our team knows what this article is trying to say, but we love cheese, so we published it anyway. (Swiss anyone??)”. Poor cheese man is being forced to review such a bad cheese just so they can please his Dean overlords.
In total, this type of censoring of opinions is useless and only leads to sadness. Deanster guys, if you are reading this, then please just add the organ snack article I spent an entire weekend writing it.
nuh uh
Lies, how could the deanster weekly stop free speach
Dear Mr. Pepperoni, We have published your article after prolonged consideration among our team. We have decided to risk the site being taken down by teachers. Hopefully we can keep it online.