How to Get Organs Part 2

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The lungs are an organ, this will be 10 years in the future

#10 Removal

Perform surgery on yourself and remove the lungs. Split ‘em into 2. - life + lungs

#9 CVS

Go to a CVS pharmacy and beg for hours and bribe them -dignity -money + kidneys

#8 Street Sweeping

Get fired and find stuff off the street -money + junk+organs

#7 Money

Buy from homeless people --money +lungs

#6 Butchery

Cut lungs into pieces --life +++lungs

#5 Murder

Murder people, learn to use a scalpel, discard body in IHOP parking lot +guilt+lungs

#4 Black Market

Just buy but cheaper - money +lungs

#3 Robbery

One lung is enough for everyone else (right) +0.5 guilt +lungs

#2 Organ farm

Farm lungs from same farm as the kidneys +++lungs

#1 Don't

2 lungs should be enough you greedy little children