pepperoni llama
The lungs are an organ, this will be 10 years in the future
#10 Removal
Perform surgery on yourself and remove the lungs. Split ‘em into 2. - life + lungs
#9 CVS
Go to a CVS pharmacy and beg for hours and bribe them -dignity -money + kidneys
#8 Street Sweeping
Get fired and find stuff off the street -money + junk+organs
#7 Money
Buy from homeless people --money +lungs
#6 Butchery
Cut lungs into pieces --life +++lungs
#5 Murder
Murder people, learn to use a scalpel, discard body in IHOP parking lot +guilt+lungs
#4 Black Market
Just buy but cheaper - money +lungs
#3 Robbery
One lung is enough for everyone else (right) +0.5 guilt +lungs
#2 Organ farm
Farm lungs from same farm as the kidneys +++lungs
#1 Don't
2 lungs should be enough you greedy little children
organs
but more lungs means more oxygen, which means more oxidized blood pumping to ur muscles, which means more strenght which means i will finally hit 405
almost as good as Ruckerverse
i feel weak
Part 3????????????