Is Water Wet?

Cheese Addict

Humanity has done a whole lot of stuff. We invented airplanes to flex on birds and cars to flex on cheetahs. We also made tasty cheese, the best thing known to earthly beings. However, our ancestors before us have failed to answer one question: Is Water Wet? Fear not, I (Cheese Addict) am ready to address this problem.

Before we get into whether water is wet, we first need to explain what wet is. Wet is anything with water in contact with it. Since water is attracted to water, water is usually surrounded by other water molecules. However, if you were to come across one singular water molecule, that water molecule isn't wet, since it doesn't have any other water molecules attached to it. In conclusion, water is only 'not wet' when it's lonely.