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Status Hierarchy of Uncrustables

Updated: Oct 16, 2023

Zachary Rose in a Field


It has been proved throughout history that Uncrustables are a sign of status. This idea which has been heavily debated over time has come back up in 5th period Social Studies with Mr. Rucker.


Nutella flavor shows the highest of status, showing rich and powerful people.


Honey flavor shows you have a normal or slightly advanced status.


Honey-Peanut Butter is the middle one that shows you have a normal status.


Peanut Butter flavor is one of the lowest, but there is still one lower.


Grape flavor is the lowest. You can imagine a homeless person munching on the grape uncrustables whilst you drive down the street and shove a nutella uncrustable into your mouth.


Oh yeah and there's the cheese bites...

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Pepperoni Llama
Pepperoni Llama
10 jun 2023
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Peanut uncrustables are bad.

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Ada Mug Ray
Ada Mug Ray
09 jun 2023

I do

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pepperoni gustavo
pepperoni gustavo
07 jun 2023

i do not agree with your opinion.

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Pepperoni Llama
Pepperoni Llama
11 oct 2023
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probably in canada

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