Pepperoni Llama
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#10:
Tennis racket: The tennis racket is a pretty mediocre weapon. You can probably take out 4 zombies before it gets completely destroyed. The tennis racket makes a moderate weapon for peasants
#9:
Rake: The rake is a nice thing, a pointy, long and underrated weapon. The rake can be from 5 to 7 feet and the top has a few points. This is good and all, but the top will probably be plastic/ unable to harm something. The rake is good for holding off small amounts of losers.
#8:
2x4 Wood Block: A 2x4 wood block is a solid option for defense against those nasty zombies. Though a little unwieldy, it delivers a solid smack to the slobbering, brainless fools on your lawn. We suggest sanding and oiling the sides of the block so splinters become less of an issue. If you really know that you’re going to stick to the 2x4 for a long time, add a glossy finish, but 2x4 wood blocks aren’t the most sustainable option, as they can be broken in just a couple hits.
#7:
Pipe: The pipe is like a sword but bad, but if you don’t have a sword this is pretty good. The pipe excels at hitting hard. It might be short but it can pack a punch. The pipe might also be small and good for chucking at those brainless peasants. It is a good weapon that you can get from right under your sink.
#6:
Shovel: Good ol’ reliable, The Shovel. Get a brick, rub it on the sides of the shovel and boom; makeshift sword! The shovel is such a classic weapon against zombies. The only real problem is that you’ll probably have to adjust to the weight, but it takes only a couple months before you become one with shovel. Make sure you sharpen it every week or two, because you better say goodbye to your brains if it doesn’t turn that zombie into prosciutto every swing.
#5:
Tennis ball machine: The tennis ball machine quickly shoots tennis balls to smack those unintelligent buffoons. The machine can have you change settings that can come in handy like how fast or how far the tennis balls are shot. This can hold off many fools at once. The only downsides are that it's not fatal and you have to collect the balls.
#4:
Marbles and soap: You can cover your house with this and almost never will have to refresh them. You can use this time to cook beans and eat beans. You also can chuck them at friends for fun. The ultimate almost weapon. Make zombies not brain concussed after they fall on their friends. Almost win from fun.
#3:
Kitchen Knife
Stabby stabby.
#2:
Spiked baseball bat: It's a kitchen knife but bigger and more stabby. It can also be metal.
#1:
Car
YAHOO! Who needs a license now you can run over those zombies with ease, need gas? Take a drive. Need food? Take a drive to the store. Need the other stuff? Take a drive somewhere with that. Need a life? That's too bad
zombee
Bru no gattling gun