The PRC
We at the Pepperoni Research Cult (PRC) got an anonymous message to the headquarters from somebody who shall only be named as G. Gustavo. We were in serious debt, so it was the helping hand we needed to get back on our feet. It stated that the AM Wave was acting quite differently recently. Hosts were on edge, editing was messed up and they kept repeating the same thing over and over and over again. Though it was initially thought that it was just MBMS being lazy by the idiotic, incompetent moron reading and reporting the letter and who was also fired, our researcher quickly went to work. We have compiled everything learned into three sections. Feel free to skip the first section if your eyes hurt or something.
The Investigation and the Findings
Our entrance into the film room was brought with disturbance from the hosts, shocked to see us mortals enter their boundaries. In fact, they didn’t seem human with baggy, red eyes, messy hair, low intelligence levels and permanently in shock, muttering to the adults in the room. As we examined perimeters, we saw large, grey hunks of wire and machine. The adults and children were glued to them. The lights were absolute nonsense, but every now and then, it would spout a human word. During further examinations, it was noticed that long strips of pictures and endless distorted transitions were being added in something called “Capcut”. Though we were being yelled at and the cops were coming, we persisted in our research. While the AM Wave reporters got out of their chairs, their fingers were still knitted together. Meanwhile, the humming of the thousand year old light fixture was eerily ominous. We found a large green sheet of paper and a couple empty cups of pure black coffee, but we kept coming back to the light. Though the room was small, it soon expanded. Sound waves rippled through our ears, we couldn’t walk straight and 2 out of the 18 investigators fell and 5 more got taken away by an unknown force.
AM Wave and Skinwalker Theories
After we found the secret dungeon of the skinwalkers during the summer, it appeared that they had quite quality products, the Samsung Smart Microwave, loads of freezers for meat, they sure had big money. This very question puzzled us. UNTIL NOW!! It has become transparent that the skinwalkers have been selling organs! However, how are they doing it? Well, we have two theories
Kitchen Helping
What we immediately thought of was that the AM Wave is helping harvest organs from the dead and lifeless bodies of the victims. Any kid is gonna be terrified if they saw the endless piles of human flesh down there while scraping out the organs of their childhood friend. However, they still have to keep it a secret. The skinwalkers have taken over the school and are forcing the victims and only the victims to rehearse the AM Wave. However, the skinwalkers don’t have enough time, so writing a new AM Wave script is not a priority. Sometimes, the skinwalkers will mix it up with a stolen video for the Friday show, but just the same old stuff over and over. The adults seen at the site are most likely the skinwalkers. They are rude and evil and called the cops!
Inevitable Death
The skinwalkers glanced at the AM Wave hosts and decided they needed to hide their identity. While the parents of the children saw their loving child, the actual children are trapped inside of the MBMS building. One after another, the skinwalkers are harvesting their organs. Some are just taking kidneys, others are carving out their hearts fresh for the black market. This is no secret for the AM Wave hosts. Each of them knows that in little time, they will fall to the skinwalkers. After that, their meat will be used to fuel the meat dragon and their death will fund the destruction of MBMS and possibly other southern California middle schools. In the deep, dark dungeons of the vicious skinwalkers are buckets of barely edible gruel made out of bugs. Slowly, the skinwalkers are fattening up the children for juicier results. The strange machines are being used to hypnotize them until they lose their grip of humanity and beg for the end.
Extra Notes
Hey guys! I was writing this at about 6 in the morning, when the sunrise was really beautiful. Our cat, Jingus, tried to jump up on the counter and he fell down haha it was really funny. He’s okay and he has now perfected his craft. I’m trying to improve my writing skills to be more interesting and depict the point better. If you ever want to get better at writing, you should try studying literally any Tumblr post because I cannot believe how amazing some are. Yeah anyway, peace out!
It has occurred to us that we do not know the definition of anonymous.
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I like organs
Nice. I didn’t read it.
i think i did a very good job at writing 5/5 (snail emoji