Breaking News: James Morgen Tech Enters the Arms Industry with a Controversial Approach

James Morgen

Hello! James Morgen again!

Are you a military superpower? We here at Monolith Tech care about how well you can do your job, mainly because if you do your job well the people you are attacking are more likely to buy our security systems! (friggen dummies),

So today I would like to introduce you to the SMORTS (Semi-autonomous Monitoring Organic Radioactive Targeting System) thermonuclear v.7 ballistic missile! As the name so obviously suggests it doesn't target one specific location, but rather goes into orbit to find the most populated area within the square boundary you specified by putting in 4 coordinates, one for each corner. It will then de-orbit, then using state-of-the-art SAS, RCS, and thrust vectoring, it will pinpoint onto the populated area. After it reaches an altitude of 30 miles AGL (above ground level) it will jettison its side panels and will start to rotate to a speed of about 22,000 RPM and then release the payload, 7,000 thermonuclear artillery shells.

These artillery shells will be spread to a mile radius before hitting the ground. Thus, causing mass destruction and committing several war crimes in the process. Now, you might be thinking, “But what happens when it is shot down?” well if the computer is damaged in any way, it will automatically release the shells and rain down terror on… something. However, that will never happen. This is because it has the maneuverability of a modern F-35. the pilot AI is also trained to kill, which is why this missile is also equipped with two fully automatic howitzer cannons, armed with thermite rounds to burn through all armor. This will also sporadically go off when the payload is released. Additionally, if you buy 10 or more at once, we will give you a free state-of-the-art space station to launch these from! We hope your overly powerful miliary (cough cough AMERICA cough cough) comities as much arson as your heart desires.

your welcome

James Morgen

424-419-7833

MonolithCEO@monolithmail.tech (edited)