Jim Adkins
5-13-23
Every since the start of the school people have been getting buzz cuts, it seems like a simple hairstyle but it is so much more. The pestilence spreads voluntarily but gets the person mind controlled by mister Snekko. Pardon my language but this plague make the victim hate both Moist Critical and Penguinz0 calling him a “beta male” and to “watch my clips”. Any other information would be greatly appreciated in curing the victims.
5-21-23
Hello readers of the Deanster Weekly, I have been doing tests to investigate Sneekos mind control through buzz cuts. In our hair we have a chemical that can prevent Sneekos mind control waves which I dub Adkinium. Without our hair (or very little of it) his mind control waves can change our prefrontal cortex to think like him. A side effect of his mine control is that it weakens your muscles and embrittles your bones and a personal opinion is that the buzz cut makes you ugly.
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