Deanster Weekly Banned By Mr. Lee - What Happens Next Will Shock You

Cornelius Conquavius Dimitrius Demarcus the Royal Hierarchical Family of Olive Garden Esq.

Deanster Weekly is a local newspaper writing articles on such topics as Finding Jesus, and Scholar Quiz. Mr. Lee has recently banned this up-and-coming newspaper which is trying to compete with the AM Wave and currently has a monopoly on the news at MBMS. What is the the reason for this? Keep reading to find out.

Our investigators have done some digging, and are still looking into possible reasons as to the ban of Deanster Weekly. Students are outraged. “It was definitely my favorite newspaper. Honest, quality content that I can no longer see in my English class.” Although English should be the perfect time to learn about the world and read unique literature, such as the Deanster Weekly, this ban has suppressed the students’ capabilities and goes against the philosophy of making good decisions. Our most advanced theory is that Mr. Lee does not actually like people reading, and has become an English teacher in order to keep the masses illiterate.

Tune in next week for why the goldfish are lying to you (it’s not what you think).

Disclaimer: Mr. Lee has not banned the site specifically, only banned the host site, google sites. This happened before The Deanster Weekly was created.