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During the daily recording of the AM Wave, the film room was infiltrated by 18 anonymous burglars who started lurking around the room. The adults quickly called the cops while the burglars started pawing around on the computers in the room. They drank coffee, stared deeply into the children’s eyes and started throwing pencils at the ceiling lights. After everybody evacuated the room, the cops arrived and threw “silly gas” into the room.
“The [burglars] were most likely on some sort of narcotics, as they held notepads, but only wrote gibberish on them.”
-Officer L. G. K. P. P. Smelly Bongus Bing Dongus
“They claimed that they were conducting a mysterious and secret investigation. They also claimed that our Chromebooks were hypnosis machines.”
-Film Director, David Bainer
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