Doge Versus Cheems-The Race For Doge Coin

Ada Mug Ray

These two gangs met in rivalry yesterday witnesses say that many homes, and lives were lost and dumpsters were burned during the battle between the Rival Doge and Cheems gang.

It all started long, long ago when the doge clan went mining in Chad and found a whole lot of Uranium 234. But after that the Doge clan fought over all of the money splitting in half there became the Doge clan and the Cheems gang. The remaining battles over the uranium 234 were long and harsh. These battles were called WW 234, after the battles the first Doge clan Leader drove them all away. But the first Leader Doge was fatally wounded so he used all his power to seal all the wealth into a memecoin, the FIRST memecoin. The legendary Dogecoin.

These texts were found inside an ancient book which was inside an ancient box, which was inside an ancient tomb of the first leader, which was inside an ancient mausoleum, which was underneath ancient dirt. Which was underneath the ancient city of Amsterdam, that last one was not ancient but you can see we are on a roll.

But seriously back to the story, it has been 4 generations since that battle and ever since the Cheems gang has been trying to take control over the dogecoin which was worth over billions of dollars. The Doges have kept it heavily guarded while the Cheems continue to attack over the stock this attack was over the territory control which started when the Cheems wandered onto Doge territory there were four Cheems whom all got bombarded by the Doges who mercilessly attacked them until the last Cheem called for backup which caused more Cheems to show up until the police had to step in and clean up the mess. Sargent Mallet Handler stated, “This riot is outrageous! This has no real value, but stupid meme people have backed this up like it’s their life or somethin’.” riiiiiiiight. Probably not a good quote to put on this, but it helps you realize the opinions of others. Anyways, The police had absolutely no interest in this riot, yet they merely had to step in from this becoming a global crisis. Various security camera footage has taped this battle, and we are prohibited from showing the footage as it is quite violent. Weretem Veyerre stated, “I don’t like this. I want our national meme content to be displayed in a more positive manner.” But what do you think? Do you think the Cheems have the right to have the coin? Post your answers at NMC.com.

The Doge vs Cheems is a very dangerous rivalry so if you live in Ohio then you should probably move to Montana or somethin’ to get out of the way of the race for dogecoin. For more information click on the following link to see Dogecoin. DOGECOIN (I actually spent time making this, which goes to show how depressed I am to write and document all of the conflicts and charts of Dogecoin. ;] )

Ada Mug Ray, currently writing this, is regretting his life choices.