Florida Man

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Florida man charged with assault with a deadly weapon after throwing an alligator through Wendy’s drive through window.

Florida cop claims Burger King put dirt on his food, investigation reveals it was seasoning

Florida man gets tired of waiting at hospital, steals ambulance, drives home Florida man gets arrested for assaulting girlfriend with fried chicken

Florida man pauses police chase to rehydrate with stolen Capri Sun, says smoking ***** makes him thirsty

Florida man steals BMW after he’s told he can’t buy it with food stamps

Florida man arrested in local park for “practicing karate” on swans

Florida man in tutu breaks into farmers marked to consume fruit and soda

Florida man walks out of Walmart with $172 worth of lobsters and steaks stuffed down his pants

Florida man arrested for beating Drag Queen with tiki torch while dressed as a member of KKK, now running for mayor

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