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[please dont take this seriously (satire) Mr. Bainer don't sue]
A lot of people these days are taking their dogs for granted. Dogs should receive daily love and attention from their owners in order to stay mentally healthy. I have compiled a couple things that dogs love and that you should do with your dog!
Pet your dog aggressively on the face. Dogs love being petted on the nose or eyes in a fashion that would be deemed as aggressive by a non-dog.
Let your dog chew anything they get in their mouth. Chasing your dog to get something out of their mouth is not healthy and does not build better relationships. Rather than getting the slipper out of your dog's mouth, let them chew.
A dog’s favorite food is grapes. Try to buy a little extra grapes and put them in their food bowl. Grapes have good nutrients that help your dog’s immune system and improve blood flow.
A daily tease with toys or food will build your dog’s brain and knowledge. Try teasing your dog until they bite your hand or give up. Dogs love when owners tease them!
Human foods are MUCH healthier than dog food. Replace morning kibble with oatmeal and evening brown dog mush with spam or meatloaf.
You own the dog, the dog does not rule itself. When dogs are acting up, I recommend using a choke chain or tugging their leash. While it may be slightly painful for the dog, they will learn proper manners and, overall, will love you more.
With these amazing life hacks, your dog will soon adore every part of you! Remember to practice these daily or else your dog will rebel and rip off your skin.
Is skin getting ripped off a guarantee, and can the dog be trained to do this to specified targets on command? This is a hypothetical question, of course.
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