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Step 1: Get a Job
This step may seem stupid. If you get a job, you will already make money. But that money that you make in the job will be minuscule compared to what you will make later.
Step 2: Create A Second Bank Account Under A Different Name
For fake names, I suggest going with something like Dingle McDongle or Randy. Both of these are inconspicuous, which is important for the next step.
Step 3: Funnel All Profits Of The Business You Work At Into Your Bank Account
Here is where it gets tricky. You need to stealthily funnel profits into your bank account. If you want a guide for that, see this.
Step 4: Transfer All The Money In Your Account Into The Second Account
Make sure to do this $1-100 at a time, or else you will look very suspicious.
Step 5: Fake Your Own Death
Self explanatory. You could use the poison from Romeo and Juliet, or you could drive a car with a dummy of yourself off a bridge. The possibilities are limitless!
Step 6: Move To Rakovski, Bulgaria Under Your Second Bank Account's Name
Step 7: Profit
Hope you liked my epic guide to make money.
is this still working 2024?
Instructions unclear for my second name i put Mike Hawk and I got caught smh
This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen
I DON'T WANT TO WAIT THAT LONG!
I AM ONLY A KID
instructions unclear. i got hit by a car and my banking job fired me