Knock-off movies break box office records

Ron Al Dan

Recently, the #1 most gross(ing) movie of all time, Avatar, has been passed by a couple of newcomers. Many people consider these “knock-offs'', or “rip-offs”, but many people protest, saying they are the greatest movies of all time. Among these are Ratatoing, Tappy Toes, Leo the Lion, Little Bee, Whats Up, Chop Kick Panda, Spiders Web, Little Panda Fighter, and many more. Many have considered making memes off of these things, but they fear it might not work out. The most notable one of these, Panda Fighter, is expecting a huge lawsuit coming from Kung-Fu PandaⓇ. Their already extremely low rating of 1.4 stars out of ten is damaging their reputation, but people expect for it to only get worse from here. People say this trend is a cheap-budget, low quality, and stupid way for movie companies to make a quick buck. Specifically, Michelle Gabriel has been accused of creating many of these movies. A thought-out review of Ratatoing by iMBD has shown that for mostly the entirety of the movie, the characters are running around on a blank screen blatantly copying the popular Disney Pixar movie Ratatouille. As shown, there was absolutely no love or care put into these movies (except if you love whiskey), and it is almost like the creators are just trying to directly trick the audience into thinking it is ratatouille. In a recent interview, Michelle has stated that she sees all of these accusations are completely fake, and she has no idea what “Charlotte’s Web” and many more of the movies she copied are. Many movie-goers strictly deny this, but then again, they may be under the influence of whiskey, and so is Michelle. (most likely).

One popular theory supporting this theory is that the meme dog Cheems, or Baltze, has actually been a fake death and the creators of these movies are just mourning his fake death. Hence, the “fake” movies. Maybe this is just an elaborate piece of art or some sort of conspiracy theory. This could possibly explain why these movies are made, but this theory is on thin legs because to the logical brain, doing these things for a quick buck is way faster and better. Also, it still doesn't explain how the creators of these movies have no idea what the original is. Another theory that seems very popular is that, simply, all of these creators are under the influence of large amounts of whiskey and vodka. Maybe they are part of a spy union for Russia. Putin denies this, and while many believe him, many also think that he is capping.

Just a few days ago, the local Goons have also released a knock-off movie called Enchantoh, a rip off of the popular movie “Encanto” by Pixar. Apparently, the idea for this movie came out while a couple of goons were riding their $200,000 stolen E-bikes at 47,367 miles per hour inside the runways at L.A.X while doing wheelies and burning rubber when some police pulled them over. The policeman, who we’ll call Bill, gave them multiple tickets for speeding, breaking and entering, illegal riding, no helmets, riding with multiple people, and endangerment of the community. The goons who supervised this activity somehow then came up with the idea of a goon who found out they couldn’t do wheelies, and they got mocked by the community. Now obviously, this didn’t happen, but it aroused suspicion among many communities, as it seems suspiciously similar to the story line of Encanto. A hit song in the movie, “We don’t talk about Joe Biden”, is extremely SUS.

But anyways, to wrap it all up, nobody really cares because almost all of these movies get 1-star ratings. Maybe these aren’t the best way to make a quick buck, because they brew up a lot of controversy.