Mike Wazowski's Villan Arc

Ron Al Danmann

In the beginning, Mike Wazowsi was just like any other monster in Monster City™, raised by two ordinary parents and living a normal life. He lived in Monster City™, a walled city the size of Algeria, for monsters and mentally insane humans (me) only. All he wanted in life was to be a scarer. He never ended up with that career though, but he ended up becoming an actor, which was fine anyways to him. He got cast to be in a documentary film about life in a huge corporation, Monsters Inc. Coincidentally, the name of the movie was also Monsters Inc. The movie was a massive success, generating hundreds of millions of dollars. After this, Mike applied at Monsters University, where he would try to become a scarer once again. The dean of the school said Mike would never be a scarer, but Mike was determined. But because of his determination, his grades were “flopping”, averaging F's, G's and E’s. Because of the school’s high standards, Mike was getting bullied everywhere he went, eventually causing him to drop out of the school. This first unfortunate event for Mike would set the stage for the rest of his life, and this is where his story really begins.

Monster City™ was where Mike had lived his whole life, but he had started to grow curious of what lies beyond the walls of Monster City™, what life was like outside the city. So, after eventually convincing his parents to let him move out, he moved to Kulob, Tajikistan, where he would settle into a 5000 TJS a month, or around 450 US dollars. It was shabby, but good enough to call home. It’s also probably important to mention that he had brought along (kidnapped) his good friend, James P. Sullivan, to accompany him on this journey. They loved watching the television, and were especially interested in global politics, for some reason. Who even likes that kind of stuff? They did; and eventually, Mike decided he would run for the meme council, very ambitious. Since multiple scenes from Monsters Inc. containing Mike doing funny things had gone viral, Mike thought he had enough views to run for the council. He submitted an application form to the NMC, and many days later, he got an invitation letter from the International Meme Organization, inviting him to come to the United States and run for the council. At this point, Mike had studied for years for this moment, so he was elated. He said his final goodbyes to Sully and his other friends, and he was off.

The day after Mike arrived in the U.S, he went to the Meme House of Justice and delivered his speech. It wasn’t a very good one, because Mike didn’t exactly have the best public speaking skills or the best speech writing skills, but he still managed to gain some followers. Over the course of the next few months, he waited for someone to drop out of the council so he could have a chance of getting in the council. When Harambe died in 2016, he took the chance, and submitted another application form to the NMC. The next day, he delivered his speech, and all he had to do now was wait. He didn’t realize it, but the other competitors had a step up in the competition. Internet Explorer could slow down and glitch the ballots, Among Us could hack the votes, and The Crying Cat was simply the most popular choice. In the end, though, Among Us ended up winning, and Mike was outraged. He was so outraged, in fact, that he screamed and ran off the stage, and came back throwing glizzies at the audience. Because of this, the NHF was forced to put a restraining order on him. Sully, on the phone back home, reminded him that there was always next year.

So Mike tried the next year, when Galaxy Brain stepped down from the council. He was facing off against Obama Prism, Pepe the Frog, Kermit the Frog, and Baby shark. Mike couldn’t afford to lose again, so this time, he set up advertisements around town, secretly bribed people to vote for him, and even hired one of those goofy ahh sign waving guys to stand at the corner and spin a sign for him. But unfortunately, due to Obama Prism’s infinite wisdom and power, he ended up winning, putting Mike at a 0-2 record. At this point, Mike physically and mentally could not take this anymore, and was willing to just give up. But his fans encouraged him to try one last time to get into the council.

“Just once more”, he said.

After waiting for two more years, Bad Luck Brian finally stepped down from the council, allowing Mike to hopefully take his place. This time, as covered in The Weekly Meme 21, his competitors were Sanic the Hodgeheg and Bi. G. Floppa. This was one of the biggest rivalries for the meme council ever, and practically everyone in the meme community voted. Mike would not stand for another loss, so he tried desperately to get a W. People knew this wasn’t going to happen, because Sanic the Hodgeheg was easily the most popular choice. Mike even tried to hack the ballots, but because of his lack of intelligence, he couldn’t manage to do it. As you might know, he lost miserably, and so, he decided to give up on the dream.

But one seemingly normal day, he got a message from Amogus, Inc. who said they would give him tens of millions of dollars if he played a part in their plan. It was to kill L. E. Monke. He agreed, but soon realized the INMO detectives were better than he thought. He got caught for covering up a murder, and going against his restraining order, getting him jailed for life.