The Battle of The McDonalds Parking Lot, yah the one near Tomboy's

Ada Mug Ray (edited by Ron Al Danman)

This is an extended story of Bi. G. Floppa. Part of the politics section in the weekly meme.

The legendary Bi. G. Floppa, endearing council runner, a fat and cute cat, and now a suspect in a murder.

Where could such an acquisition come from? Why would Floppa do such a thing? Is Floppa really that fat? These are just a few of the questions that you might ask, (Not a lot are related to the main point) and I Ada Mug Ray, am here to answer them.

The story of Floppa began in the hood, yes the hood, where he was born into this group of dumpster fire idiots, called the Goons. One night the goons threw a molotov into a dumpster where it caught fire but in that fire was a small cat, (who was pretty fat) when the supreme leader of the goons, a small rabbit who rides stolen e-bikes, ordered the goons to rescue the cat. When this cat got out of the dumpster he “Flopped” on the ground earning his nickname, The Floppa. Enemies cursed his name, feared his wrath, and trembled at the sight of his ears. An eyewitness account said that “Floppa would wreak havoc on anyone who disobeyed his orders, he would scavenge their dumpsters in front of them, and then fanum tax their e-bike”. This kid is obviously eight and watches Skibidi Toilet on his iPad, however he brought up the excellent point on how dangerous Floppa was. Much later however when the leader of the gang (The bunny rabbit) died due to riding a stolen e-bike at 145,721 miles per hour* and doing wheelies into traffic when he accidently hit a car and got launched into the side of a building and bounced into a volcano which spit him out at an airplane engine. The members started to mourn the loss of their leader, for approximately 18 minutes. By then they elected Bi. G. Floppa as their leader, and when he saw all the suffering in the world he had a change of heart and said “The world cannot stand without supports. I will help lift it and share the burden of everyone else”. After he said that he devoted his life to trying to make the world a better place for everyone. Also after he said that the Goons grew angry, “Have we burned enough dumpsters? Stolen enough e-bikes? NO, we must continue to control the power!” and they raised a rebellion that killed all on Floppa’s side, with Floppa’s rule lasting 3 minutes Floppa barely escaped alive. After this experience Floppa swore an oath of revenge against the Goons, his ideology of peace lasted only 17 minutes, this is when they elected the cheem leader Balltze, the original cheems who drank from the fountain of Dogeus I the first leader of the Doge clan, the fountain gave him eternal life. This is unless he would be killed. When Floppa took his revenge on the goons his first act was to block all means of escape, so when a goon was riding to the E-bike central he slipped an Impostor Inc. Bomb onto it. When the E-bike reached the lot with all the others, it detonated exploding only one E-bike, because Impostor Inc. is trash, but that was enough. E-bikes are incredibly flammable and explosive so even this tiny amount of flames set them off, with fire licking every E-bike they all exploded in a sort of domino effect. There were only Goons casualties with three dead and 19 injured, this turned out to be an incredible Floppa victory. Floppa had gained popularity from this attack and followers started to appear including former councilman Uganda Knuckles. The next attack would be the one to finish the goons off, the headquarters was raided with 100 Anti goon soldiers. But their numbers were swamped compared to the Goons' 114 attack members. But Floppa thought one and 7/31 steps ahead by riding an E-bike directly into the Goons, but that e-bike had a fuse that would explode. He jumped off of it right before it hit the goon army with 16 goon casualties leaving the goon army at 98 members, so scientifically that meant that the outcome would be in Bi. G. Floppa’s favor, right? As the fighters each boarded their e-bikes and grabbed their wiffle bats, they charged screaming battle cries as they whacked each other off of each other’s e-bikes. There was massive bloodshed during that battle, it was called “The Battle of The McDonald's Parking Lot, yah the one near the Tomboy's”. This battle forever changed the history of Man, Hooman, Doge, Shrek, Mr Beast Variant, Monke, or Cheems (Although technically they belong to the race of Doge they want to have their own part in this story)etc. But war on this level was not over, it seemed that the Floppa army had won with 38 members remaining but Balltze was still alive… and fighting.

Artist's description of The Battle of The McDonalds Parking Lot, yah the one near Tomboy's.

Balltze called on his gang of Cheems that appeared out of the goons main headquarters, at that moment Bi. G. Floppa realized that Balltze only used the goons as a hideout for the cheems. The cheems gang had an army of 12,000 specially trained soldiers which was way more than the Anti goon army’s 38 remaining members. Floppa thought that it was all over, until the Doge gang knocked down the front wall with their secret weapon: Kaboso I or the first doge leader. They had found a way to revive him using reverse techniques on the dogecoin, and they sealed his soul inside that of a Hooman, creating the first buff Doge, he was six times as large as a cheems and could carry hundreds of e-bikes. that he threw at the Cheems gang, this miscalculation caused Balltze to use his final form, he pulled out his bonk bat™ and ran into the front of the battle. This battle was perfectly even with 12,000 cheems versus 12,000 doge, so again scientifically it would have to be a draw. But instead Floppa gave an incredibly potent speech “We must protect everyone, we must fight, if we don’t fight we can’t win!” This incredible speech was one of his electoral speeches that he said when he was running for a spot on the meme council, and the Anti Goon squad attacked the Cheems. The battle was now in Doge’s favor with 12,000 Cheems vs 12,038 on the Doge army, Balltze knew this and he made a run for it sneering “This is not the last the world will see of me!” (Stereotypical villain quote) and he left with his highest ranking soldiers on their e-bikes, blowing one last raspberry at the doge army before entering hyperspace** on their e-bikes which ended The Battle of The McDonalds Parking Lot, yah the one near Tomboy's.*** But after the battle Bi. G. Floppa reverted back to his ideology of peace and wanted to become a council member. This picture is here to commemorate The Battle of The McDonalds Parking Lot, yah the one near Tomboy's.

*Translate that to kilometers stupid European

**approximately 341,115,077,837 miles per hour - Translate that to kilometers stupid European

***This name is kind of long and impractical but we don’t care.