The Watcher
Mr. Chao is a 6th grade math teacher, but he might be hiding a dark secret! For example, someone in his class reported to me that Mr. Chao has a secret drawer in his desk with a key inside. Rumor has it that this key is to a secret school basement where he keeps misbehaving kids!!!!!! We questioned him about this in the following interview.
DW: We heard that you have a secret basement where you keep misbehaving kids. Is this true?
MC: Why would you think that? (Laughs) Did (NAME WITHHELD) tell you this? Are kids starting weird rumors about me?
DW: Please answer the question.
MC: Yeah, sure. I do that.
DW: He admits!!! This is a groundbreaking discovery!
MC: I was kidding. No, of course I don’t have a secret basement. Also, (NAME WITHHELD), if I see you messing around with my desk again, I’m going to have to-
DW: HE’S GOING TO PUT ME IN HIS BASEMENT!!!! WE HAVE A CONFIRMATION FROM THE MAN HIMSELF!!!
MC: Wait-
DW: There you have it, folks! Mr. Chao keeps misbehaving kids in a secret school basement! I knew that he had a secret!
MC: Who are you talk-
DW: That’s it for today, everyone! See you next time on the Watcher’s Blog!
And there you have it. Mr. Chao has a secret basement where he keeps misbehaving kids. 6th Graders, make sure you behave in his class or you could end up in his basement too!
Mr. Chao is coming for us all