Mr. Chao’s DARK Secret!

The Watcher

Mr. Chao is a 6th grade math teacher, but he might be hiding a dark secret! For example, someone in his class reported to me that Mr. Chao has a secret drawer in his desk with a key inside. Rumor has it that this key is to a secret school basement where he keeps misbehaving kids!!!!!! We questioned him about this in the following interview.

DW: We heard that you have a secret basement where you keep misbehaving kids. Is this true?

MC: Why would you think that? (Laughs) Did (NAME WITHHELD) tell you this? Are kids starting weird rumors about me?

DW: Please answer the question.

MC: Yeah, sure. I do that.

DW: He admits!!! This is a groundbreaking discovery!

MC: I was kidding. No, of course I don’t have a secret basement. Also, (NAME WITHHELD), if I see you messing around with my desk again, I’m going to have to-

DW: HE’S GOING TO PUT ME IN HIS BASEMENT!!!! WE HAVE A CONFIRMATION FROM THE MAN HIMSELF!!!

MC: Wait-

DW: There you have it, folks! Mr. Chao keeps misbehaving kids in a secret school basement! I knew that he had a secret!

MC: Who are you talk-

DW: That’s it for today, everyone! See you next time on the Watcher’s Blog!

And there you have it. Mr. Chao has a secret basement where he keeps misbehaving kids. 6th Graders, make sure you behave in his class or you could end up in his basement too!