Your Mother
In 2022 MBMS was introduced to Mr. Kobrin, a seventh and eighth grade English teacher. After the first trimester however he mysteriously disappeared. Most people conspired that he was fired or quit due to rowding students like Alex Begs and Julian Lee. But what really happened will shock you to the core. Before he left many people began to speculate that Mr. Kobrin was really a VAMPIRE. This was because of his pale skin and lack of presence outside of the classroom. Mr. Kobrin also has said that he is Bulgarian which is a country that borders Romania which is where Dracula lives. Could Mr. Kobrin really be Count Dracula?
“Yea he could be” said one of Mr. K’s students when asked if he thought it was possible.
There is one other theory that Mr. Kobrin was actually kidnapped by the CIA and he was actually a zombie Ghengis Khan with aspirations to take over MBMS. But why would Ghengis Khan want to take over a Middle school? Well it was all part of his plan to reform the Mongol empire and take over the entire world. If he could use the students here as part of his army then he could take over the entire world as rowdy 8th graders are almost impossible to stop. But what he didn’t account for was that he himself would not be able to control the middle schoolers and when they would not listen to him, he left. But before he could the CIA took him into custody because they wanted to use him to create an empire for themselves as he has a lot of experience with it.
We ended up interviewing Mr. Kobrin's former student Max Zhang
DW: So Max do you think Mr. Kobrin is Dracula or Zombie Ghengis Khan?
M: I think he's Dracula
DW: So do you have any reason to think that?
M: His room is MUSTY and has a BAD SMELL and it's probably because of the blood that he keeps in the back.
DW: Thanks for your time.
M: You're very welcome
As you can see even Mr. Kobrin's students suspected that he was a vampire.
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