The Disturbing Truth behind the Canned Food Drive

Anonymous

A while ago, MBMS held a canned food drive. This event was participated in by many classes, but the 6th grade humanity classes dominated this drive. Specifically, Ms. Dibiase’s 226 class and Mrs. Fuester’s 225 class. Ms. Dibiase’s class was being fair and true to the drive, bringing in loads of cans. Mrs. Fuester’s class, clouded in rage and doubt that their large, three digit number, amount of cans was enough to win, started catering packaged ramen. This was all well and good, ramen being cheaper than cans. This was all according to the rules, except that it wasn’t. Never once, in any AM Wave, promotion flier or principle speech were all non-perishables allowed in the canned food drive. But rather, it was not Mrs. Fuester’s fault, but Ms. Mackey’s fault. She misled them into buying packaged ramen by the hundreds. But really, who was in the wrong? Was Mrs. Fuester’s in the wrong, or were they wrongly hoaxed by the evil Mrs. Mackey? Fascinating to watch over.