It is commonly known that Mr Rucker has been here for a long time. All of US History, as we know it, revolves around him. Everything connected to it, America, Spain, Europe, Britain, and much more, is all from him. He has been every man and woman to ever exist in the history of America. But, where did he come from? Mr Kobran…
Mr. Kobran was there, at the beginning of our universe… even before the Big Bang… it was just him. He was the most powerful being ever known to mankind, and when he wanted, the Big Bang occurred. This created the universe, and it continues to grow today because of his influence. To rule over his favorite planet, Earth, he created many types of beings. To rule Egypt and the surrounding areas, Cleopatra, to rule the skies? Zeus the god. To rule the oceans, the species we call blobfish.
But, who would rule the main part of our planet? He created a man named Jed Rucker. He loved Mr. Rucker, and gave him the power to be reincarnated after he died from the first baby that was born after. Though he would not know death, he bowed down to Kobran. But, it would seem that Kobran’s rule would grow into tyranny.
Many of the rulers attempted to fight back, Clepatra, Ghengis Khan, and many more. Though, he was too powerful. Now there are only a few left alive, the blobfish, Charlie Montoya, and Mr Rucker. Charlie and Jed became best friends, as no one really cared for the pufferfish. :(
This would lead the pufferfish to join Kobran in his plans for the world and surrounding ones. None of the rulers truly knew what he was planning until the start of 2022…
As you know, we live in the Milky Way. But no one really knows how we truly got the name of the place. Some people thought it was random, some people thought it looked like milk (somehow). But, Kobran’s plan for the universe was simple, and it would come to fruition soon enough if no one was willing to stop it.
One mundane morning at Manhattan Beach Monster School, Mr Rucker began to teach his classes. (He took up a teaching job because he wanted to warn people of what was really going on in our world.) Then, he suddenly collapsed onto the floor, his eyes darkening and turning into a black void…
He was rushed to the hospital where doctors discovered what he really was… Mr. Rucker had no organs, bones, or even flesh. He was just made of cosmic stardust. But where had he come from? He was brought into a government facility where he was studied and investigated. They found nothing from this, until he told them. It was all Kobran.
Charlie then entered and went looking for Mr. Rucker, saying he was late for 6th period, and the guards realized he had just entered a government facility, opened fire. He then deflected all of the bullets and shot them back at the guards. He grabbed Mr Rucker and dragged him out of the base.
After teaching 6th period, he stopped Charlie before he could go to seventh period. He told him he’d had a vision. He had seen that Mr Kobran planned to drink up the Milky Way with a side of Cocoa Puffs.
They both loved their planet, and then knew they needed to stop him. They gathered their things and left the school. They flew off to the moon and confronted Mr Kobran. He laughed when seeing them, and knew they knew his plans. He reached out his hands and fired a blue laser at them, but Charlie knocked them both out of the way and onto the ground. Mr Kobran sliced his hand down, the laser going with it, and shooting the two through the moon diagonally, splitting it in two. He laughed again and shot down, grabbing Mr Rucker and pushing him towards Earth.
Surprisingly, they both land straight onto the field at MBMS. Kids charged out and gasped at the power of Kobran. Some teachers came out and asked what he was doing, but he shouted at them, and blasted them back into the back wall. The kids ran away, and the fight continued…
Mr. Kobran began to punch Mr Rucker repeatedly across the face, but Rucker grabbed one of the punches. He kneed him in the chest and, once he was in the air, he kicked him back again. He went flying back through many different houses and his blue light disappeared.
As it seemed like Mr Rucker had won, Kobran blasted back at him and they both soared into the sky, fighting. They soon entered the atmosphere, where Mr Rucker flew above and head-butted Kobran, which barely fazed him. Korban grabbed Rucker by the collar and threw him around, where he then zoomed around in circles, occasionally punching, kicking, or elbowing Mr Rucker. He then grabbed him the tie and pulled him towards his face, his right hand cranked back and glowing blue, ready to take the final shot.
Charlie landed his foot right on the top of Kobran’s head, knocking him back down to Earth. He grabbed Mr Rucker, who was nearly unconscious, and began to soar back to the moon as a means of escape. He loved the Earth and all his friends on it, but going up against and defying Kobran was too much to handle for one small planet, amongst quintillions.
As they left the atmosphere and entered the cold depths of space, Charlie was grabbed by the back of his collar as Kobran soared by. He let go, sending Charlie hurtling out of the Milky Way. As Kobran looked on in astonishment, Rucker attacked him in a blind rage for hurting his best friend. He slammed his fist into his face, slamming it down on his knee. But, this did little to nothing.
Kobran broke free and grabbed Rucker by the ankle as he jolted forward for another attack, spun him around, and sent him flying back towards the Earth. He slammed, face first, into the field of Mbms. Kobran slowly landed next to him and knelt down next to him. He laughed for another time as Mr Rucker tried to crawl away. He grabbed him by the head and tossed him behind him, causing him to rest in Charlie’s garage.
The ringing in his ears could have stopped him, but Rucker looked back and saw that Charlie had Crash Course videos on loop. He was proud for a second, but then got an idea…
Kobran slowly approached the house, expecting to see Rucker lying on the floor, but saw nothing until he launched out of the hole in the roof and uppercutted him. He was sent flying, but quickly recovered and soared back. Rucker used the energy of his speed to power himself, launching into the sky at incredible speeds. Kobran laughed, knowing this was way slower than what he could do, and chased after him.
To defeat Kobran, he just needed one thing. He had many past versions of himself all throughout history, from Alexander Hamilton to Mr Bean, he was there for every generation of Us history, He just needed more of himself, every one. All of them with the power of gods, Kobran wouldn’t stand a chance…
So as he flew towards a dying star, chased closely behind by Kobran, he formed a plan. Just as he was close to the star, it exploded, sending Kobran far, far back, and causing Rucker to go back.
Go back where, you ask?
Mr. Rucker caused all of the havoc in America and Britain because of the same reason a child would make fake battles with their dolls or toys. He wanted to play. With all of this area that he could use for anything he wanted, he chose to play.
He was powerful, but to defeat Mr. Kobrin, he needed to multiply himself and work with all of his clones to combine their power into one. There was one time in history where he was shooting for…
The Civil War.
He woke up to the sound of shots fired and the bullets whizzing past. He army-crawled over through the tall grass of Antietam. He made it around behind a barrage of cannons and ran away. Suddenly, he was shot in the back by a bullet and fell on his face. He rolled over and rubbed his eyes, seeing that he was surrounded by multiple soldiers in blue. The Union.
They saw he was a civilian, and took him into one of the tents and threw him on a table. They began to operate on him. Quickly, they realized he had no organs and was something different.
Mr Rucker explained that he was a celestial being with high power, and had created all of the people in America to have that same power. Nobody believed him, but he continued to try and persuade them.
Once everybody left, he heard a few bullets fly bye and bodies fell to the ground. He got up and limped over to the curtain, but was immediately shoved back by some Confederate soldiers. They aimed their guns at the patients and fired. Mr Rucker tackled a few and knocked them to the ground. Other soldiers turned their guns to him, but he grabbed one on each side and slammed them together. He used his powers to take control of the poles on the tent. He used the poles to puncture holes in the soldiers and throw them away.
Now they had no cover. Once the tent cover was ripped away, Mr Rucker gasped as he realized how many soldiers surrounded the tents. One of the soldiers called out for him to stand down. He put his arms in the air and two soldiers walked up to tie up his hands. Suddenly, his arms glowed a right orange and below each soldier's feet grew a giant rock formation that shot all of the soldiers into the air.
The two soldiers near Mr Rucker whipped their heads around to see the commotion, but Mr Rucker took control of the soldiers in the air and smashed them on top of the two soldiers in front of him.
Then, even more soldiers arose from behind the rocks and fired at Mr Rucker. He braced for the pain, but suddenly, it all stopped. He was grabbed by a giant hand and flung out of the battlefield. He looked back at all the soldiers, who were immediately eaten by the hole as it grew teeth from the rocks and closed shut.
Once Mr Rucker landed, he gazed upon his savior. It was Abraham Lincoln...
After the battle of Antietam, Mr Rucker sat outside a tent as Lincoln spoke with General McClellan and fired him for not pursuing General Lee after the battle. He walked out and shook hands with Rucker.
Lincoln explained how he was made wrong by Mr Rucker and given a giant hand on his head, which he hid by wearing a giant hat. He would never go into public without his hat, or he knew he would be kicked out of the presidency.
Mr. Rucker and Lincoln returned to the White House to discuss Mr. Kobrin. Lincoln had some of Rucker's memories, so he knew who Mr. Kobrin was. Mr Rucker explained how he was preparing to eat the Earth, so they needed to convince the people of American history that they all had powers and needed to fight back if they wanted to survive.
They came up with a plan: They needed to redo the inaugural address, but instead of a speech, show off their powers and teach it to the people. Word would spread, and hopefully, they would be able to gather as many Ruckers as possible to fight Kobrin.
And that's what they did.
It took time to convince people, but soon, they had enough people to stand a chance against Mr. Kobrin. They just needed artillery and weapons, as they knew it would help. Rucker arrived at the White House to meet up with Lincoln before their storm on Kobrin. They met up and Lincoln walked to the balcony to watch the troops prepare. Suddenly, he spun around and shot his hand at Mr Rucker, trapping him in its grasp.
Lincoln explained how he had rigged the presidency so that he could come to power. He wanted to be seen first by Mr Rucker knowing that he would return to the Civil War eventually. Then, he would kill Mr Rucker and take his place as the overlord of America. Mr Rucker tried to escape, but Lincoln's massive head-arm was too heavy. He picked up Mr Rucker and threw him against the wall. Lifting up his arm, Lincoln prepared to squash Rucker. Suddenly, he was shot through the chest and collapsed to the side. Behind him, holding the smoking gun, was Lincoln's Vice President, Mr. Hamlin. He said how he never liked Lincoln.
Kids watched in horror as Mr Kobrin rose into the sky. His arms began to glow blue and create sparks around them. He lifted his arms and then shot them down, making fists. Suddenly, rocks began to come out of the ground and cover the school.
"I am going to consume all of this universe!!!" He cried. "STARTING WITH THIS WRETCHED SCHOOL!!!"
The sides of the school all slammed together in the middle above the school. forming a rock boulder around the school.
Mr Kobrin smiled as he twisted his hand, shrinking the rock cover around the school, beginning to crush it. Kids inside screamed and hollered, but no one could hear them.
However, a rocket flew from out of bounds and struck Mr Kobrin in his head, shooting him all the way across the field and through the fence.
An old man wearing shades stepped out in front of an army of tanks and artillery. He took off his shades and looked at Mr Kobrin, who was getting up. "We have a powerful army on our side and you don't stand a chance." The man said.
"And who are you?" Mr Kobrin asked, rising higher into the sky, his eyes glowing in anger.
"I'm Joe Biden. The President."
"What do you think you can do with a few hundred men and these... toys!?" Mr. Kobrin continued. "We both have the strength of gods, but I can kill you with a sharp object or a blow to the head. Your body is still that of a human, just with the powers of a Rucker."
"I know. That's why I brought someone who doesn't have a human body."
Mr. Kobrin looked up into the sky as a supernova exploded far away. As the light was emitted, Mr Rucker came flying down, punching Kobrin square in the face. He grabbed Mr Kobrin's shoulders and kicked him in the stomach, shooting him out of sight.
"That was easier than I tho-" Suddenly, Mr Kobrin came from the other side of the earth and kneed Mr Rucker in the back. He grabbed him, and threw him to the ground. He held up his hand to flatten Mr Rucker, but another missile was shot at him. Without putting his hand down or turning, he grabbed the missile with his other hand. Frowning, he looked at the army and growled.
"Oh no." Joe Biden said before the missile was thrown at the tank behind him, exploding both the tank and him.
"NO!" Mr Rucker yelled. "That was the president!"
"And from what I've seen, you can get a new one. He was old anyway." Mr. Kobrin replied.
Mr. Rucker got up and tried to uppercut Mr Kobrin, but he caught the fist and laughed. He threw Mr Rucker into the army where he flattened a few people and a tank. The army suddenly realized they needed to act quickly, and the military general commanded all of his troops to fire. Thousands of missiles shot into the air at Mr Kobrin. He opened his mouth and sucked up the missiles like kirby. He then burped, shooting the missiles back at the army. Most of the army was blown to bits, smoke and fire rising into the air. "I'm surprised you came alone. I thought you went back in time to get some recruits, but, you went there because you were a coward." Mr. Kobrin looked at Rucker, who was writhing in pain. "It's kinda sad, honestly." He said, before blasting lasers of energy towards Mr Rucker. He exploded. "Now, I shall waste no more time!" He said, continuing to crush the school.
A bloody hand reached out of the rubble. Mr Rucker got up, holding his chest, and looked at Mr Kobrin... then the school. After a deep breath, he leaped out of the smoke and latched onto Mr Kobrin's back. He grabbed the back of his head, pulled it back, and kneed it.
"I am not a coward!" He yelled. "And I'm not alone."
(Jorge play the epic music)
Mr. Kobrin looked to the right, seeing a small dot flying towards him. "What? You brought a fly? That won't really change much."
"It's perspective kid." Mr Rucker replied, as the tiny dot grew closer, revealing to be hundreds of thousands of men wearing blue and gray flying towards the field holding muskets and swords and cannons.
Mr. Rucker kicked Mr Kobrin into the army and dodged out of the way as they all slammed him onto the ground. He was kicked, stabbed, and shot many times. Mr Rucker knew that it wouldn't take him long to escape, so he needed to act quickly to save the school. He looped around and shot towards the boulder, but just made a scratch. He tried again and again, but he couldn't get deep into it.
"Need some help?" Someone asked. Mr Rucker turned around.
"Joe Biden?" Mr. Rucker asked. "You're alive?"
"Yes, and we're here to finish this."
There were few tanks and army men left, so they divided into groups. The foot soldiers would help hold off Kobrin while the tanks used their missiles to blow a hole in the boulder orb and free everyone from the school.
As they were doing that, one of the soldiers realized Mr Kobrin had disappeared.
"Guys!" He said. "He's gone!"
Suddenly, Mr Kobrin manifested above the soldiers and landed on that one, biting his neck and sucking the blood from it. The soldiers threw spears and pitchforks at him, but he transformed into a bunch of bats and flew around the group like a shark circling its prey. Every once in a while he would jump down and suck the life out of a soldier.
Mr. Kobrin was a vampire. He shot electricity at the group, killing a bunch of them. He flew off into the air and yelled out in anger.
"You FOOLS think you can DEFY MEEEEEE!?"
"Yeah kinda." One of the soldiers said. Everyone looked at him and sighed. Mr. Kobrin continued.
"I AM YOUR GOD! YOU CANNOT DEFY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" He then shot blasts of electricity through the ground, which tore up the earth and split the ground into pieces. Cracks and ravines formed, and crushed anyone who fell into them. The soldiers split up and ran for their lives, but they wouldn't get far. Tentacles of electricity surrounded Mr Kobrin, consuming his power and transforming him. He was sucked into the ground.
Everyone waited. The cracking has stopped and so had the lightning. Had they defeated Mr. Kobrin? No. He had only just begun.
Mr Kobrin laughed as his blue image sprouted from the cracks, zapping or crushing anyone he saw. Once most of the army had been obliterated, he turned his attention to Rucker, who was guarding the school.
"Look, Kobrin, you can take the rest of the world, but I won't let this school, my life, die with it." Mr. Rucker begged.
"You guard it like a puppy. Don't you realize? This school is weak, poor, and PATHETIC!" He said, opening his hand and crushing the school. A hole had been blasted into the side, and one kid was trying to get out, but was being crushed in half by the closing of the hole.
Mr. Rucker sighed.
"Joe, take care of the school. I'm taking on Kobrin." Joe Biden nodded as Mr Rucker flew at Mr Kobrin, knocking his giant form off its feet and into space. Mr Rucker tried reaching into the giant mass where he saw that star in the middle where all Kobrin's power came from. However, the electrocution of his body was too powerful to allow him, even as his strength, to get in.
"Open sesame seeds on a cheese burger bun!" He yelled. Mr Kobrin shot a blast at Mr Rucker, shooting him across space. Mr Rucker turned around and fought back. Mr Kobrin grabbed him in his massive hand and began to crush him. It burned and electrocuted him.
"This is the end for you, JED!" Kobrin yelled.
"Did someone say JEDI?" Someone yelled. Mr Kobrin and Mr Rucker looked into space, where the moon was broken into shards, and saw four green dots surrounding one in the middle.
MUSIC/Star_wars
The four green dots were x wings from star wars made of pieces of the moon. They began to shoot green blasts at Mr Kobrin, causing him so much pain that he let go of Mr Rucker. Now freed, Mr Rucker uppercutted Mr Kobrin. The figure in the middle of the x wings stopped above Mr Kobrin. IT WAS CHARLOLS MONTOENAILS!!!!
Charlie pulled out his Setera blade and stabbed Mr Kobrin in his forehead. After a few seconds, he exploded. This sent Charlie and Mr Rucker back to earth.
Six months later...
Charlie Montoya entered Mr Rucker's six period class. They shook hands and Charlie put his backpack at the back of the class. He sat down at his desk and Mr Rucker took off his glasses, wiping his eyes.
"Despite everything that has happened this year, I am thankful that you guys were dumb and also entertaining. I will be retiring this year, so none of your new siblings will be Jefites. But, you should be thankful that you were. I sure am.
After a long lecture, the class was dismissed. As everyone began to leave, Mr Rucker stopped Charlie and pulled him to the side.
"What's up?" Charlie asked.
"Thanks for killing Kobrin. I'm glad I was able to wipe everyone's minds so they just thought he left the school after he was bullied."
"No problem, you're my bestest friend."
"Wait..." Mr Rucker continued. "Aren't you getting a spin-off or something?"
"I am hoping Zack will still be able to continue my story after this."
"Nice. See you next year?" Asked Mr Rucker.
"No, you're retiring."
MR RUCKER WILL RETURN
Shorter than kevin heart
mm not long enough