The Meme Dictionary

Ron Al Danmann

The Publisher company Little, Brown is thinking of making something new. An idea that has been on the shelf for years, but was never actually considered. A meme dictionary. Yes. The NMC (national meme community) has been begging for one for approximately 1 ½ years. Now at 8:00 PM, a party will be hosted by the founders of NMC at their headquarters in Wyoming. Flyers have been sent to All subscribers to this magazine as well as a complementary meme cup. Now, back to the meme dictionary…This book will include many meme words. For example, on page 9, the word “bogir” will be there; as representation of the meme “Bogir”. On page 147, the word “Pizah” will be displayed as representation of the meme “pizah”. “Tweeny-one” will also be displayed, as representation of the meme we just talked about. More would be listed, but the sneak peak ends there. The book will be 169 pages long. No coincidence. The title of this new book will be “Meme man dictionary” created by the popular meme creator Carlos Rameriz. He also created “Troll face” which we covered back a couple pages. Carlos is under the pen name “Meme No 1.”, as he is the creator of the most widely known internet meme out there. The book is currently under the publishing phase and is scheduled to come out on January 12, 2020. One long-time meme fan, Eric Butler has stated in an interview last night, “Oh how I have waited for this moment.” Not very inspirational, but definitely interesting. Hardcover editions will be sold at your local Barnes and Nobles for $9.05 for a limited time. Paperback editions will also be available for a cheaper price of $8.00. Now back to that party…

Founder of the NMC, Weretem Veyerre, has stated in one interview “Tonight is going to be epic! Any meme fan is welcome to join the raging party. It’ll go on for 2 days at least. It’s a double party, you know? For the dictionary and the movie. And the rise of the Memes! There’s just been so much up-vote for memes lately, we just had to have a party to celebrate.” The meme party will have a variety of the best wines, meme auctions, and great food, as well as meme Kahoots and their own test, ‘Name That Meme!’, with a variety of the hardest meme questions that only true meme fans will know. But the main part of the party will be a reveal of the largest troll face sculpture ever! As mentioned before, every subscriber to ‘the weekly meme’ will get invitations to this party. So if you got a flyer now, hurry up! The party starts the day after this will be released; December 4.

This party will be the first in almost 13 years, the first of which happened when the first rise of the memes started. The second has been going strong starting from earlier last month, which is a coincidence considering that both meme parties at headquarters have been hosted at different ‘rise of memes’. Our team told Weretem Veyerre, who stated: “Yes, we have been expecting another rise for years. And our team has been expecting another party, waiting for another rise. But now, here we ARE!”. And yes, the NMC is like the government. They know everything. Including your social security number which is 405298201397. Don’t ask how we know. We’re partners of the NMC. I think we got a little off topic there.

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