Top 10 Ways To Get Kidneys

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Note: This Article was submitted for the Week of Monday, June 12th, but was delayed due to investigations by the AM Wave's CEO Mr. Bainer.

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This way is fine. Finding kidneys off the street is a very healthy hobby and is very unfinancially good. The chance of finding a kidney on the street is very low, the upside is maybe you can get 2 *Wink wink nudge nudge.

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The good ol’ shoddy. Blackmail people to get their kidneys for FREE! Though the legal costs and jail time might not be worth your while. This is very effective but not.

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Trade. If you are a kid this is very versatile. You can get your mother to buy you some stuff you “definitely” need. With all this loot you can trade, trade, and even keep the stuff your mother bought. ( I definitely would prefer to keep the stuff)

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Cash. Cash is the best. You can get any organ whenever you want, this includes the pancreas, epiglottis, esophagus, liver, lungs, and more. An article with the most tasty organs is out that can help you with what organs you want.

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Pretend. If you “Lose” your kidney someone might just donate theirs to a good cause. You should store one of the kidneys somewhere in secret like in my stomach hahahaha. I would eat your kidney

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Infident insurance. This is like the last one but less painful. If you want your kidneys for a good time get some health insurance. Then eat your own kidney from the inside and call your insurance to get you a new kidney, you will get a new kidney. This can be done multiple times and is very tasty.

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Organ farm. The organ farm strategy is very simple yet expensive. Either you can buy one or make your own. Note there will be no instructions to make your own

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Just eat your own kidney. If eaten slowly, it can be savored very easily.

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Get Jeff Bezozs bank account. Much money is much kidney. With so many you can start a kidney stone farm. Note a kidney stone farm is much better than a kidney farm.

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Steal from the government and blackmail all of a continent so you get every kidney in that continent. You can probably eat ⅛ of the kidneys before you are found and arrested.